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Jokes about MSSQL

Do someone know a good joke about MSSQL and PostgreSQL?

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KenJ avatar image KenJ commented ·

A tuple, a row and a record walk into a pub...

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GPO avatar image GPO commented ·

Not sure about good jokes, but there are plenty of bad ones.

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WRBI answered

The classic:

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

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