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Ok, so it's Friday afternoon - and I don't know about your offices, but it's showing badly here. I thought I'd do a bit of database design investigation for my current client (even though I'm on a .NET contract). Anyway, some quiz questions: You have to configure several hundred devices with a statically laid out configuration, which has defined elements. Do you:
Given that you've chosen to stick it in a massive xml blob do you:
Given that you've chosen to use ntext, do you:
Head. Wall. Smash. Blood. Any of you had similar experiences?
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BWA-HA-HA-HA It's not Friday afternoon here, yet, but you just put me in the mood. Yes, lots of similar experiences. My favoritee is the multi-statement table valued user defined functions system. The developers saw how UDFs worked, so they started putting them into the design. They had UDFs. Those UDFs called other UDFs and joined them together to create new structures. These were used with other UDFs combined with calls to sitll other UDFs that made structures that could be consumed by other UDFs. Basically, they built an object oriented data structure using UDFs. First time I saw it, I said, this won't work. I was dismissed out of hand because, it had been tested. A lot. In dev. With one row per table and one user. So, it was released to production, where there were tens of thousands of rows and hundreds of users. The rest, as they say, is history. Awesome - I'd love to have seen that one!
Oct 08 '10 at 06:17 AM
Matt Whitfield ♦♦
sounds awesome. How long did it take to fix, or did they just add hardware?
Oct 08 '10 at 06:20 AM
Fatherjack ♦♦
Did you save any of the execution plans?
Oct 08 '10 at 06:21 AM
Blackhawk-17
@Fatherjack the first fix, I wasn't consulted on, resulted in an 86 table join (they just replaced the UDFs with views and went on their merry way). It took three tries and three different consultants (becuase they wouldn't let me do it, although the third consultant was EXTREMELY smart and I learned a lot from him).
Oct 08 '10 at 06:28 AM
Grant Fritchey ♦♦
+1 for grant as well. My question is, has anybody NOT experienced something like this?
Oct 08 '10 at 07:26 AM
CirqueDeSQLeil
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--- Yes . @Fatherjack - Bottom line... you answered the question as posed. +1
Oct 08 '10 at 06:20 AM
Blackhawk-17
yeah, sometimes I am a little too literal for my own good. Was about to delete this as Grant has validated the question as "educational" when I was thinking it was a bit frivolous.
Oct 08 '10 at 06:24 AM
Fatherjack ♦♦
Me? Ask a question that was a bit frivolous?? What??? >:)
Oct 08 '10 at 06:29 AM
Matt Whitfield ♦♦
I have to agree, answered the question.
Oct 08 '10 at 07:25 AM
CirqueDeSQLeil
+1, sorry for delay - just got some more votes. Hella-way lame.
Oct 08 '10 at 07:31 AM
Matt Whitfield ♦♦
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Depressingly familiar. I spent some time recently with a database that held call centre-type data (details of caller, type of query, etc) in an XML string. Stored in a SQL Server text field. Previous DBA said "No, we can't report on this". I took that as a challenge... Didn't take long to get a rudimentary report up & running. The real problem was that there were about 300 different "call types", each with their own little foibles once you got beyond the basic caller / handler information. You have to love stuff like this. I don't know how it's got to 2010 with this stuff still popping up. Is it that the percentage of people who really don't understand computing is the same - except that now there are more people - so the volume of poor code / architecture is actually going up?
Oct 08 '10 at 06:04 AM
Matt Whitfield ♦♦
+1, sorry for delay - just got some more votes. Hella-way lame.
Oct 08 '10 at 07:31 AM
Matt Whitfield ♦♦
Just wondering if there's a way for users of more than a certain reputation to have more votes per day... Or if it's something that should be considered by the devs.
Oct 08 '10 at 09:53 AM
ThomasRushton ♦
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I know the right answer to this. You write out the nText column as a series of files and query them via xPath with XMLStarlet using its 'sel' command Almost perfect. Are you sure you couldn't squeeze an Access database and a couple of spreadsheets in there somewhere though?
Oct 08 '10 at 10:12 AM
Grant Fritchey ♦♦
Yeah, I mean come on Phil - surely you can get a type-writer and punch-cards in there?!? :)
Oct 08 '10 at 11:26 AM
Matt Whitfield ♦♦
I've got this strange urge to actually try it out.
Oct 08 '10 at 11:56 AM
Phil Factor
Don't forget to put the MDB file on a network share!
Oct 08 '10 at 12:13 PM
David Wimbush
while you're at it, write the files to a source code repository then write a front end to extract the version the user wants before xQuerying
Oct 08 '10 at 04:32 PM
Scot Hauder
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Should this be a wiki?
I don't know - i've wikified it, but personally I don't really like the whole wiki thing, never really gelled with it.
Nah, this is educational.
Ok cancelled it again - unless i've got the wrong end of the stick?! It is Friday afternoon - oh so badly!
Yep. This is often because the business has to have it ASAP but they just don't know what 'it' is. I sit with the development team and overhear stuff that makes my skin crawl. I'm not the most assertive guy in the world but I've had to learn to get straight into the discussion at that stage where change is still cheap.